Tweets

dutchster:

adults seemed way adultier when i was a kid

(via teenagerposts)

garashirs:

i love sitting on a sofa with one leg crossed over the other and my arms spread out across the headboard behind me like a young, reckless, 1920s gentleman of ambiguous sexuality, with more money than i know what to do with and an intense weariness of the shallow, hedonistic lifestyle enjoyed by my companions

(via heart)

humorstar:

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

(via teenagerposts)

humorholics:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account

(via teenagerposts)

maybenotboring:

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

(via teenagerposts)

fruitbf:

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

(via thebootydiaries)

apiologies:

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

(via seanp0donnell)

yumikuri:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

(via thebootydiaries)